How to clean... sort of.

Well, my kitty, Cocoa went to live outside for the summer last may, and came back in yesterday because it started to get too cold. We have a HUMONGOUS litter box, so we had to stretch and rip a regular garbage bag to make it fit as a litter box liner. I can't find my camera, so I just drew a picture of him in Microsoft Paint.Yea, so w

Yea, so when I'm not suffering from intense bordom, lately I've been cleaning my room. As of now, the cat lives in the bathroom, which makes is inaccessible for anybody else. The ultimate goal is to get him in my room, but I don't want all my crap in the way, so here is my guide to cleaning the lazy way.

1.) Pick up all of the clothes and put them in a garbage bag. Throw the garbage bag in the laundry room.
2.) Pick up all misc. junk and throw it in a nearby closet.
3.)Shove all the blankets onto the bed.
4.)Throw litter box out window.
5.) Last but not least, seal it all off by vacuuming.

There ya go, you have now cleaned an area of your house in the apropriate, half-assed manner. Just don't go outside, under the bed, in the closet, or inside the vacuum. (Hopefully that's not one of your regular destinations anyways.)